5.17.2009

Overheard Conversation

Visitor: "'Member that woman I had axed to marry me? We was supposed to get married a few months ago."
Patient: "Which one? The one that had done kilt her husband?"
Visitor: "Naw naw, the other one, the one who had been hooking up with that other woman's sister."
Patient: "Oh yeah!"

No joke.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Visiter: "Oh, yeah! So, what about her?"
Patient: "You won't believe it, but she done postponed it, twice now, and last night she had the nerve to dump me flat-out, here I am in the hospital, on my dang last legs, for all she knows, and she dumps me."
Visiter: "Wow, no kiddin', man, that's rough. How'd she say it?"
Patient: "Get this, she didn't SAY anything, she dumped me texting on the phone. Now ain't that cold?"
Patient: "Shoal is. Shoal is..."