"Wow, I think you're rounder than you are tall!!"
Said to me by my wonderfully sensitive husband, of all people. The best part was his defense: "But you ARE really short." I simply stated that my circumference is nowhere near 5 feet and 2 inches, thank you very much.
I just waddled away and feigned offense and disgust, knowing I would just use this later as a bargaining chip for a foot massage.
10.13.2008
What Not to Say to a Pregnant Woman, Part Seven
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I do believe that comment warrents at the very LEAST 3 foot rubs!! Teach him to comment about my baby like that! That comment might even warrent a pedicure for his mother-in-law. Love ya, Adam!
Ah, you learn quickly, grasshopper.
Start rubbin', Big Guy. Silently.
~Uncle Booger
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